let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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