"it" just moved
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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