i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well I just put wine in my tea
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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