So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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