"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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