just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
