I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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