I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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