Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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