I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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