just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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