And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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