I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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