And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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