I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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