Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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