Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making