the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He did a backflip because drugs
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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