New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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