Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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