we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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