i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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