I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
That accounts for only three of the penises
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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