We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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