Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it was like his penis was on wheels.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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