Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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