on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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