Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
