My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
i think im in europe. pls send help
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it