Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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