Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...