just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.