new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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