I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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