Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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