You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
bring money and cleavage
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize