It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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