he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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