I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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