He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
She said her name was "party"
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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