The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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