Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
This is my gift to your gina
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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