no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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