the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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