I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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