she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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