Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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