Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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