nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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