Can Purell be used as lube?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
