Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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