No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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