I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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