oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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