I'm really into asian looking animals
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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