They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Is Oprah even human
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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