Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so explain again why im purple
no
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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